ESFJ
You’re single because: You have a savior complex and keep going for wounded people who can’t properly love you back.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You’re finally attracted to someone who has his or her shit together and doesn’t need to be bullied into a relationship.
ESTP
You’re single because: You’re having way too much fun sleeping around.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You start feeling bad about how long your ISFJ hookup has been doing your laundry for you, at which point you’ll finally ask them out.
ENTJ
You’re single because: You have impossibly high standards and you’d probably just marry yourself if it were legal.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You decide that it is practical to do so, at which point you will assess potential suitors for mate value and propose to the most logical subject.
ENFJ
You’re single because: You smothered the crap out of your last partner, who genuinely did not have anything left to “Open up” about.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You go on the Bachelor and win.
INTJ
You’re single because: You over-analyze social interactions to the point where it seems easier to just avoid them altogether.
You’ll get into a relationship when: A hell-bent ENFP follows you around for a long enough period of time that you eventually just accept that you’re dating.
ESFP
You’re single because: You’ve hooked up with everyone you’re mildly interested in and now you’re bored.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You want to, pretty much. Who can resist you?
ESTJ
Your single because: Those helpful life pointers you gave your last date were actually pretty insulting.
You’ll get into a relationship when: You meet an Anastasia Steele type who just wants to be bossed around.
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